BRB roadtripping to Orgy, France.

This probably well-protected town on the river Baïse....

This probably well-protected town on the river Baïse....

The locals are called condomois, and they've even been trying to build a museum of contraceptives.

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This attention-grabbing village near the eastern border...

This attention-grabbing village near the eastern border...

Named after a Roman land owner named, if you can believe it, Pussius (link in French).

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This catty ass destination...

This catty ass destination...

Capital of the, um, Pays de Bitche region in France.

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This somewhat morbid ancient Roman city...

This somewhat morbid ancient Roman city...

Apparently, if you go to Die, there'll at least be lavender honey.

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This NSFW northeastern locale...

This NSFW northeastern locale...

Come for the lulz, stay for the actually pretty awesome ancient pottery factory ruins.

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This rather ~communal~ spot...

This rather ~communal~ spot...

For the safety of your Google image search, we recommend typing in "Orgy Bourgogne France."

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This saucy southwestern stop...

This saucy southwestern stop...

Again, Google search "Seix tourism" verrrrry carefully, my friends.

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This well-endowed city in Brittany...

This well-endowed city in Brittany...

Free idea: Tourist t-shirts emblazoned with "Brest is best."

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This silly site in Normandy...

This silly site in Normandy...

Just think about that geotag potential.

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This kinda upsetting place up north...

This kinda upsetting place up north...

I hear it's a place that **Dad joke voice** loves company. Heh. Heh.

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This perfect ode to cheese's BFF...

This perfect ode to cheese's BFF...

"Going Ham" has taken on a new meaning.

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And of course, this probably v. kind city...

And of course, this probably v. kind city...

I want to go to there.

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This post was translated from French.

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