The finest, most batshit city in Scotland really outdid itself this year.
When this raging Teletubby got arrested.
This probably happened at Halloween, but it's Glasgow: who can say for sure.
When this Glasgow gal was very charitable.
When this lass had the right idea.
When Mark wrote a review of his police cell.
When Marlene quit her job in style.
And when a trick-or-treater got a savoury surprise.
Well, at least it's healthy.
When someone tried to sell this on Facebook.
Still, £10 though? Bargain.
When Jack reported a Londoner to the cops.
Because she made a chocolate and cheese toastie. Urgh. Fair enough.
And when Goudie held his own election.
57, 814 votes? Surely that's legally binding.
When this bar reversed the "legal tender" debate.
When Josh revealed this uncanny likeness.
When Caitlin booted a pigeon.
When this party took a surprising turn.
When this pub decided to shame a pooing patron.
When this auld fella was sound AF.
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And when this legend had the best anti-Trump sign.
People really do make Glasgow. Wonder what 2018 will bring?