Peeing: We all do it.
But most of us don't take our pee, put it in a glass jar, and warm it up in the microwave of a 7-Eleven.
I mean, I'm assuming.
And yet! That's exactly what happened at a 7-Eleven in Beaverton, Oregon, on Tuesday — which required the store to be evacuated.
The urine sample was wrapped in a hand warmer, and police think that whoever left the damn pee in the 'wave simply wanted to get it up to body temperature to pass a drug test.