Don’t worry. It wasn’t human.
Ah, Disneyland, the happiest place on earth. But on Friday night it was the scene of something not-so-happy — something crappy.
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Disneyland officials then called the fire department, a police spokesperson told BuzzFeed News, in order "to determine what the material was."
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Don't worry: the poo-spray wasn't the result of a scared person riding a roller coaster. It appears that birds, specifically geese, were responsible for the traveling turds. (It's still unclear what the motive was).
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