Tbh, these are the best vibrators, butt plugs, and dildos in my sex toy drawer this year.
BIG OL' DISCLAIMER: Most of these were provided to me for free. BUT I was under no obligation to write a review, let alone a positive review. These are all actually toys that I love, use regularly, and genuinely would be willing to buy myself.
The We-Vibe Touch, a delightfully simple clit vibe with a great shape and even better vibrations.
So, when it comes to vibrations, I’m pretty demanding — I like a specific kind of ~rumbly deep~ vibration and tbh, I usually lean into the more powerful settings that aren’t for the faint of heart/clitoris. I’ve got my old faithful Magic Wand Rechargeable, which sets the standard for strong vibrations, and a lot of the time, other external vibrators are too buzzy, too weak, too ticklish in comparison. THAT SAID, the Magic Wand is an industrial beast to navigate sometimes, and so I’m always on the hunt for something smaller that will rise to the occasion.
THE WE-VIBE TOUCH IS THAT TOY. It packs a lot of punch for a vibe that fits in the palm of your hand (really comfortably, I might add, thanks to the silky matte silicone). No, it’s not as good as some of my bigger wand toys, but when you don’t feel like hefting those around, it’s a satisfying alternative.
On top of the vibrations, it’s got a pointed tip and an indentation on the underside, so you have the option of more targeted stimulation *and* diffuse pressure. And it’s always nice to have the option of ~switching it up~.
Get it on Amazon for $50.88.
The b-Vibe Rimming Plug Petite, which uses rotating beads in the neck of the plug to simulate rimming.
I like butt stuff, but I'm mostly still a novice when it comes to penetration, which means there’s not a ton of variety when it comes to anal toys that are in my wheelhouse. Actually, there’s not a *ton* of innovation when it comes to butt toys in general, so when I heard there was a plug that also simulated rimming, I called one in to try immediately. But at the time, the Petite version wasn't yet in existence, and THIS IS WHAT I GOT:
Needless to say, this isn’t a beginner plug, so I put my partner-free rimming dreams to rest. BUT THEN, b-Vibe came out with the Petite. It arrived, was a lot less intimidating, and it delivered.
So does it actually feel like rimming? Not really, but it's still a markedly different sensation than a plug that just has a vibrator in the stem, and oh man, it really is shudderingly good.
The Satisfyer Pro Deluxe, which is a suctiony little orgasm machine that requires basically no work.
There are several different Satisfyers to choose from, and I've tried them all. The Pro Deluxe remains my go-to because I prefer the round grip, as opposed to having to hold a handle, which can be a little awkward to line up. But with any Satisfyer product, you'll get the same function: an oral sex-simulating ~pressure waves~ unlike the feeling you get from a vibrator.
I'm not joking when I say this thing requires no work. With vibrators, I can get over stimulated, so I usually wind up having to do a little bit of recalibrating. But with this thing, no joke, you can just line it up on your clitoris and then lie back and wait. I won't lie, for me personally, the Satisfyer-induced orgasm can be a little...boring? There's something sterile and un-sensual about how easy it is — BUT it's on the list because, listen, some nights you don't want to have to work for it, and a guaranteed orgasm is a guaranteed orgasm.
That said, if you want to switch things up, I found that laying on my stomach with this between my legs and clenching and unclenching my thighs made the toy even more enjoyable for me. JUST A TIP.
Get it from Satisfyer for $49.95.