Be the decadent, silk robe-wearing babe you wish to see in the world.
Order everything you want from your favorite delivery place, plus enough for leftovers tomorrow.
In the "special instructions" box, make sure to write: ONLY ONE PAIR OF SILVERWARE PLEASE THIS IS ALL FOR ME. You will not be shaded by multiple sets of silverware on Your Day.
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Buy yourself a fancy-ass robe and sit around drinking tea out of goblet like some decadent royal.
"Fancy" of the fluffy OR silky variety.
Send yourself some flowers.
ESPECIALLY if you have them delivered to you in a public place where other people will witness and be like damn. Alternatively, if you think sending yourself flowers is a little too extra (IT'S NOT), you can also bully a friend into doing a swap where you both send each other flowers and everyone wins.
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Go play Very Seriously with adoptable pets all day.
Make sure you play with all of the cats and dogs so you can make an accurate assessment of which would be a personality match for you.
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