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A charming dress that lets the cherry be the center of attention (rather than being relegated to a mere topping).

A charming dress that lets the cherry be the center of attention (rather than being relegated to a mere topping).

Promising review: "This dress is SO CUTE! Great quality and fabric. Far exceeded my expectations. Honestly I would have paid $70-$100 for this if it was in a department store. I am 5'6 and 140 lbs and ordered a size small — it fits perfectly." —Shelbo

Get it from Amazon for $20.99+ (available in sizes S-XL and five designs).

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Gudetama disguising himself as a vegan leather tote so he doesn't have to think about the depressing nature of life.

Gudetama disguising himself as a vegan leather tote so he doesn't have to think about the depressing nature of life.

Or get eaten. Although that might actually be more bearable.

Get it from Think Geek for $49.99.

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