Flimsy hair ties are no match for your ridiculously thick mane.
Every day of your life, you have to decide if you want to wash your hair or if you want to get anything else done that day.
You have to get up unfairly early in the morning so that there's enough time to style it.
Or else you have to style it at night, while all the people with non-thick hair get to do cool stuff, like play laser tag or something.
You go through conditioner like crazy, and it always seems like you JUST started that bottle.