Because you can’t miss your mom’s call.

I lost my virginity watching Dodgeball. Afterwards, I put the condom packet in my pocket. I forgot about it and a couple of days later I came home and the condom packet was on my pillow. I had put my jeans in the laundry basket and my mom fished the wrapper out. She left it on my pillow so I knew she knew. And she knew I knew she knew.

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The only awkward thing about my first time was that it was in his truck behind a Walmart...I'm pretty sure that there were some homeless people watching.

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