*Sees a girl drinking cranberry juice* I’m so sorry, I feel your pain.
There is no greater sense of dread than when you experience that familiar little sting when peeing.
You probably have your cranberry pills at the ready, though.
And a ritual that involves chugging a small lake's worth of water.
But if that fails, your GP probably already has your prescription for antibiotics the moment you walk into their office.
If they're nice, they'll give you a clean, empty, pee container at the end of your appointment, "for next time".