Because how else are you going to pop the pimples on your back?
You can pick your nose in front of them without feeling like a total slob.
Hell, they might even pick it for you if they see something.
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You can confidently blast a fart knowing that they'll 100% accept it.
They might even know your smell by this point so there'll be no questions asked — just eye contact acknowledging the deed's been done.
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You can burp loudly and proudly right in front of them, and they'll be proud of you too.
You might even see who can burp the loudest.
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You can have deep, full-length conversations with them while taking a shit.
And if it's not happening between two stalls in a public bathroom, it can totally happen at home or in a hotel room with the door open.
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