“Was that pee or did I squirt?” — you, after an orgasm.

The "WTF Just Happened" Orgasm

The "WTF Just Happened" Orgasm

AKA, your first orgasm ever. Maybe you were exploring innocently. Maybe you accidentally caused some friction. Maybe you'd been waiting forever and finally found the right toy or partner or maneuver. Whatever it was, IT CAME AND IT FELT AWESOME.

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The "Almost... Almost... Almost... Almost..." Orgasm

The "Almost... Almost... Almost... Almost..." Orgasm

This orgasm fakes you out several times before finally showing up. By the time it does, you're mostly over it, tbh.

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The "Thrasher" Orgasm

The "Thrasher" Orgasm

This orgasm is a switch for any convulsion your body is capable of — so be careful, because you might accidentally kick someone in the face or nearly suffocate them between your thighs like a vise. But... worth it.

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The "Too Late To Skip This Part Of The Porn" Orgasm

The "Too Late To Skip This Part Of The Porn" Orgasm

It's almost like this orgasm TRIES to pop up at the most inopportune time. The video you're watching switches to an unsavory angle or some kink you're not down for pops up, but you're THISCLOSE so you're not exactly going to STOP. So yup, you suck it up and finish.

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