Oh, you thought it was all fun and games?
You can't take take a crap peacefully because no toilet is deep enough to accommodate your length.
If it's not touching the bowl, it's touching the water. Public toilets? I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.
And you can't just unzip your fly to pee — it's a full unpantsing process.
Unbuckle the belt, unbutton the pants, pull down.
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You can't wear comfy pants, khakis, sweatpants, or shorts without a monstrous bulge screaming for freedom.
"Why must you suffocate me, heathen!?"
And you can't wear tight pants without having to constantly, and awkwardly, adjust your junk.
Big things just aren't meant for small spaces.
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