We apologize in advance.

Basically, which would you rather dream in EXCRUCIATINGLY VIVID detail?

"I was watching my mom and dad have sex, because, as my mom explained, I needed to learn how if I was ever going to get married."

"Donald Trump and I were fucking. The end."

"I had a dream that I had sex with a grandmotherly aged woman on the top bunk of a bunk bed. She was probably in her late 70s, early 80s. I don't think it was anyone I knew, just a random, kind of generic old lady, but she was really feelin' it."

"I dreamed all the Disney princes took turns fucking me — including the Beast."

"I dreamed my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy when suddenly I just started peeing everywhere. It was spraying out like a firehose and I had no control over it. He got grossed out and stopped and got up to leave, and I followed him, apologizing profusely but still pissing uncontrollably."

"My partner was pegging me and my butt hole started gushing blood. Like so much blood that it flooded their apartment. They screamed in horror and then stopped, but the blood just kept coming and coming and coming."

"I'm not religious, I don't go to church or anything. I just dreamt that the churchgoers from the church I went to as a child all had an orgy to organ hymns. At the end, Jesus appeared."

"I had a dream that my ~lover~ was the devil himself. We're told that Satan would take on a form that would be 'tempting' and blah blah, so of course it makes sense that he was HELLA sexy! The real kicker, though, was that he was having sex with me because I, for some reason, was who he needed to birth the antichrist. I knew that he was sleeping with me with the goal of me birthing the literal spawn of Satan, but it seemed worth it to my dream self."

"I was abducted by a centaur and Harry Potter. They threw me in the car and stripped me down. The centaur paddled me while I gave Harry a blowjob. After he came in my face, the centaur licked my pussy and then Harry rammed into me like a freight train. Then the centaur French kissed me. I remember waking up and having a sudden attraction to the centaur in Harry Potter!"

"I dreamt that I had a threesome with Voldemort and Darth Vader in this super-dark, rough bondage and BDSM situation that ended in getting rammed with a lightsaber. Sorta freaky, sorta sexy."

"I had a dream that I was in a zombie apocalypse and they had breached my house, so I met the leader of the zombies in the hallway, brought him to my room and we had sex while I tied back his head so he couldn't bite me. Then he became less zombie-like and I found out that the more I had sex with him, the more he became human."

"There was a murderer in the high school. Turns out it was some sort of blob monster thing, and I had the opportunity to save the school by giving it a blowjob. Its dick was MASSIVE."

"A fully armored Boba Fett (yes, from Star Wars) was inserting different toys in me and teased me to orgasm while I was tied to the bed. Bizarre? Yes. Totally hot? Also yes. I haven't been able to watch the movies without blushing since!"

"One night I had an incredibly graphic sex dream about Henry VIII. Not the hot version played by Jonathan Rhys-Meyers or even Damien Lewis. No. It was the gross, old, piggy-eyed Holbein portrait version of the real Henry VIII. I'm pretty sure he was eating a turkey leg at one point in my dream."

"I was in a bathtub and trying to save drowning tiny green soldier toys and then one of them started fucking me with his tiny little dick? I woke up so confused and disturbed."

"I had sex with Winnie-the-Pooh, only I was giving, not receiving. Winnie-the-Pooh had helped me pick out a strap-on made out of honey."

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