Do: Disguise yourself as a castle. Don’t: Push tourists under a bus.

DO: Run to the shops on day one and stockpile essential items like petrol, water, canned goods, and houmous.

DO: Run to the shops on day one and stockpile essential items like petrol, water, canned goods, and houmous.

All of these things will run out almost immediately, especially the houmous.

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DON'T: Hoard all the provisions, then make tourists fight for them in Mad Max style thunderdomes.

DON'T: Hoard all the provisions, then make tourists fight for them in Mad Max style thunderdomes.

This is unfair. Although it would make a good Fringe show.

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DO: Disguise yourself as a tourist attraction, and then charge visitors money to look at you.

DO: Disguise yourself as a tourist attraction, and then charge visitors money to look at you.

This hack has been working for Londoners for centuries. Big Ben is actually a tall guy from Enfield called Bigjamin Benjamin.

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DON'T: Get carried away and run around heckling bigger, more successful attractions.

DON'T: Get carried away and run around heckling bigger, more successful attractions.

This will damage your reputation and affect your Tripadvisor ratings.

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