YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!!!!!! *screams and cha-chas into the abyss.*

Latinas are spicy.

Latinas are spicy.

Latina fetuses marinate in jalapeño juice inside their mother's womb. Nine months later, they come out kicking, screaming, and asking the nurse to turn on their favorite novela.

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Latinas are great dancers.

Latinas are great dancers.

As newborns, we are rocked to sleep to the sound of "Quimbara quimbara quma quimbamba" by one of our 37 cousins. By the time we're toddlers, instead of learning the "Hokey Pokey," we're taught how to dance in a rueda de casino.

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Latinas love when you call them mami.

Latinas love when you call them mami.

This is especially true for spicy Latinas who love to dance, in other words, literally all of us. And as a token of our appreciation for the cute nickname, we'll call you papi, which is cute and not creepy at all.

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Latinas are LOUD as hell, so keep those earplugs handy.

Latinas are LOUD as hell, so keep those earplugs handy.

I am actually screaming as I write this, for no reason at all. Screaming internally? Nah, we don't understand that concept. We scream when we're angry, we scream when we're happy, we scream in our sleep. High-pitch sounds will never be the same for you, so I hope you're ready for the noise complaints and public embarrassment. No chance of living a chill life if you have a mamacita by your side.

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